my rails exit strategy

Railsters:

While I have work tirelessly on Rails for the past few months, and boosting it for years, I have come to an important career juncture, and have decided to stop using it. No single reason stands out, but this short list should help you all understand my disgruntlement.

- The "dynamic typing" system should just be called "passive typing".    Everything is just whatever type its environment wants it to be.    Types should be more assertive, to prevent bugs, and every interface    should declare what types it takes. This also helps self-document.

- Between Monkey Patching and Ruby's absurd "Module" system,     every object essentially sprouts every method of every other object.

- The unit tests are easy to write for simple things like a database     hit, or checking that HTML contains a given field. But they are     absurdly hard to write for anything non-trivial, and this just takes     time from debugging. If the tests' primary purpose are to provide     what normal languages do internally, with simple type checking,     then I can kill two birds with one stone by not writing unit tests     and by switching to a much stricter typing system. I will start     using Design by Contract, on websites, immediately.

- When the time comes to "pick a language", keeping track of    which one you are in is a total pain. If you are inside Ruby, the    #{} will insert contents into a string. But in RHTML, <%= %>    inserts it. And don't get me started on the horrors of trying to    figure out if I should write ", \", \\\', ', &quot;, or &apos; into    some string that may or may not emerge as JavaScript...

- Because of Passive Typing, the editors _can't_ provide    typesafe command-completion, or even a simple Refactoring    Browser.

- To scale, you just buy more servers. Oh, I can't _wait_ to tell    my penny-pinching client _that_ one!

- Ajax destabilizes both servers and browsers. 'nuff said.

- Also, I heard a rumor that someone is going to sue 37signals     for allegedly making web development "easy". The time is now     to get clear of _that_ debacle!

In summary, Rails is simply a way to allow inferior programmers to get by with adequate website features. It is not a tool for serious or scalable

I am switching back to Tomcat immediately. I'm downloading it now, and I expect to have it configured by May 1st.

Phlip,

I was wondering if you've gone bananas as I read, but I think you've forgot to add:

Happy April Fool Day!

Regards,

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Phlip wrote:

Long wrote:

Happy April Fool Day!

Thank you. (Bats eyelashes.) The worst AFDJ is when nobody acknowledges an attempt!

And to this day, you will find nitwits saying everything I said about Duck Typing and TDD...

But the local Rails group sure trumped me:

http://comox.textdrive.com/pipermail/sdruby/2007-April/001725.html

(Note I cited that, too...)

And of course I read this on April 2nd, having basically already forgot about April Fools, thinking “has this guy gone completely batshit insane?”

Thanks for the laugh. Now I should get back to work.

Jason