I have a ROR site that I want to deploy. Its beyond me.
What is it that you're having problems with? Given the breadth of hosting service offerings available, it's very unlikely that 'it's beyond you.' It's simply a matter of understanding what you know and don't know, and picking a service that's a good match for your current skill / knowledge level. There are lots of folks here who can help you choose, and can help you learn the things you don't already know but want to know.
Would there be any kind soul on this community that
would deploy it for me? Its a very very simple application
and 2 mins work for someone who knows what he/she is
A bit of friendly advice... Estimating the effort level for work someone else will do is a pretty big taboo in the Agile community. Speaking only for myself, I find that people, especially people who've never done a thing before, always underestimate the amount of effort required for someone else to do it. I've been guilty of it myself in the past.